Dateworthy? “Anna and the Apocalypse”
Is “Anna and the Apocalypse” worth a Christmas break date night? Yes . . . maybe.
The film is a teenage musical comedy about a zombie invasion of a small Scottish town just before Christmas. Viewers watch as a a girl named Anna leads a bunch of her classmates in fighting back against the undead. It’s wildly inventive, funny, and occasionally even moving. But there are some truly gross-out effects of the zombies and how to kill them, albeit played for laughs.
It’s also mostly in big cities this weekend, though it’s going to hit more cities in the coming weeks.
This time of year, the Hallmark Channel airing sappy Christmas movies around the clock. The timeless classic “A Christmas Story” is on tap to do its own annual 24-hour marathon on the TBS network Christmas Day. It might be hard to think of how any movie could provide a freshly entertaining take on the ultimate holiday. If you’re willing to see something stunningly inventive, however, the new British import “Anna and the Apocalypse” is the movie of your dreams.
Complete unknowns create thoroughly unique magic
Starring a cast of complete unknowns, “Anna” is the story of a Scottish teenage girl named Anna (Ella Hunt) who has to navigate the usual teenage travails of boys, high school and how to establish her independence from her overly concerned widowed father. That might seem to be plenty to deal with for any girl. But one morning she wakes up, pops in her earbuds and sings and dances her way to school. She’s completely oblivious to a hilarious array of zombie anarchy occurring throughout her town.
Anna dreams of leaving her working-class, small-town Scottish existence completely behind at graduation. However, she feels a bit guilty at the prospect of leaving her school-janitor father alone. She’s also caught in between her longtime best friend John (Malcolm Cumming). He pines for her with a naive purity of heart. There’s also the bad-boy jock Nick (Ben Higgins), who’s constantly hitting on her.
Songs about teen angst turn into funny tunes about terror
At first, these teens’ songs (by Roddy Hart and Tommy Reilly, and available for free streaming at Amazon Prime) focus on the daily angst of living. The tunes are boosted by hilarious lyrics and a propulsive power-pop score that backs up amusing choreography. But then the zombies take over the town and utterly destroy the school’s Christmas musical. Both Anna and the movie overall shift into an ever-unpredictable series of battle royales that involve an incredible array of makeshift weapons to kill off the undead.
Make no mistake, there are lots of gross-out moments along the way. There’s plenty of chopping, stabbing, gouging, and decapitations meted out by the teen heroes against their monstrous oppressors. But writers Alan McDonald and Ryan McHenry serve up plenty of wicked laughs as well. This keeps the film from crossing the line into gruesome unpleasantness.
There are some great satirical elements, too. Many of the town’s teens pose for selfies next to zombies as they evacuate, only to find that the zombies chomp them while they’re lining up the perfect shot.
The movie is so different, it’ll definitely give you plenty to talk about afterwards
All the fun was pulled off on an extremely tight budget that required some dance numbers to be improvised just before the cameras rolled. “Anna” had its roots in a short film called “Zombie Musical” by McHenry. Perhaps the saddest thing about it is the fact that McHenry died of cancer at age 27 in 2015 and never got to live to see his dream project hit screens worldwide.
The proceedings do get a bit repetitive as the movie goes on. However, “Anna” also manages to have some affecting moments of loss and contemplation en route to its finale. Overall, director John McPhail ensures that an anything-goes sense of fun saves the day, even if these plucky kids can’t always save their town and their loved ones.
Overall: 8.5 out of 10
Carl Kozlowski is a Catholic comedian, film reviewer, and journalist who is also the founder and co-owner of the podcast station www.radiotitans.com in Los Angeles. He reviews movies for the Catholic News Agency as well as the Christian site Movieguide.org, but has also worked with secular outlets including the Pasadena Weekly, Chicago Tribune and Esquire. He has also produced and hosted comedy shows for the LA Catholic Archdiocese's charities and performed at some of the nation's top clubs and with top comics including Dane Cook and Dave Chappelle. He strives to find the way to work with both Christian and secular audiences in all his career paths.